Electric Wizards JR Moores · Reaktion, 2021

CHAPTER 09

Sabbath Phase II: Melvins’ Gluey Porch Treatments

Sludge, tuning down and the Melvins template

11 works, in the order the book names them

  • 001/Compilation

    Mangled Demos from 1983

    Melvins

    When the Mangled Demos from 1983 collection surfaced in 2005, reviewers tended to categorize the roughly recorded cuts as derivatively indebted to TSOL, MDC and DRI. Capturing the band in its most primitive form, even this early document contains pungent hints that Melvins were always going to do things differently, and not only in terms of avoiding an acronymic band name in favour of christening their group after an unpopular supervisor at the grocery store where Osborne worked.
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  • 002/Album/1993

    Houdini

    Melvins

    One of the first songs Osborne ever wrote, it would be pulled out of the bag in a decade’s time to be recorded properly for Melvins’ major-label debut Houdini (1993).
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  • 003/Album

    Dynasty

    Kiss

    So too were Kiss (or at least Kiss’s initial run of albums, until around 1979’s dodgy Dynasty).
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  • 004/Album/1992

    Lysol

    Melvins

    The sleeve to Lysol (1992) provided no track titles even though it contained three covers (one Flipper song plus two classic Alice Cooper numbers).
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  • 005/Album/1987

    Gluey Porch Treatments

    Melvins

    But all these tricks had their roots in Gluey Porch Treatments.
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  • 006/Live album

    Colossus of Destiny

    Melvins

    Indeed, it is that album’s ‘Eye Flys’ that Melvins stumble into playing at the climax of the ‘live album’ Colossus of Destiny from 2001.
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  • 007/Album/1970

    Black Sabbath

    Black Sabbath

    Just like ‘Black Sabbath’ from Black Sabbath some seventeen years beforehand, ‘Eye Flys’ was an audacious track with which to open a debut album.
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  • 008/Album/1991

    Bullhead

    Melvins

    It’s from Bullhead [1991], which is a very innovative and phenomenal record.
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  • 009/Album

    Freak Puke

    Melvins Lite

    Their 2012 LP Freak Puke included further testament to Paul McCartney’s role as godfather of heaviness by including a Wings cover.
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  • 010/Book

    The Rough Guide to Rock

    Edited by Jonathan Buckley

    It’s a distinctive sound that the 2003 edition of The Rough Guide to Rock fittingly described as ‘decidedly unsafe . . . what Sabbath would sound like with Captain Beefheart aschief songwriter’.
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  • 011/Album

    Prick

    Melvins

    An album provisionally titled Kurt Kobain was changed to Prick, Kurt being ‘a prick’ for dying and ruining Melvins’ plans.
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